George Carlin är en av mina favoritkomiker tillsammans med Bill Maher och Louis CK. Tyvärr dog George Carlin 2008. Det går fortfarande att se på hans stand up på youtube tho. 

"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." 

 

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."

 

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - Några fina citat från George Carlin! ♥